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A recipe for cat food

 

 

“STANLEY’S CHOICE”
GRILLED RAT

1 rat toy w/ interior catnip pouch
2 tbsp. catnip
3/10 gram pure cocaine
2 grams Ajax® brand ajax

Preparation:

  • Using a razor blade, cut and crush the cocaine into a fine powder and place it in a small ziplocked bag.
  • Add Ajax® and mix until homogenized.
  • Put this mixture into the cat toy and smoke the catnip using a glass pipe.

 

(Found in a friend’s house on a steno pad full of scribbles.)